Delrayer plays off the ongoing immigration debate in Arizona:

It's so hot out that the DOJ just offered to settle its immigration lawsuit for a case of Arizona Iced Tea.less than a minute ago via web

The enigmatic pourmecoffee takes a jab at Michael Steele:

So hot Michael Steele putting freeze pops between toes before putting foot in mouth.less than a minute ago via TwitterGadget

Late Show with David Letterman executive producer Eric Stangel sends a dispatch from NYC:

It's so hot in NYC the Knicks just offered a max contract to the Kool Aid manless than a minute ago via web

This heatwave is just media propaganda, seethes Joseph Weisenthal:

MYTH: It's cold outless than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Mike Memoli gets a little too meta for us:

I see the weather tweeting has now shifted to the inevitable stop-tweeting-about-weather tweetingless than a minute ago via web

In other news, what's climate buff John Kerry up to during this heatwave?

John Kerry emails his list to try to push Kevin Youkilis over the top for fan pick to MLB all star game!less than a minute ago via HootSuite