Jon Stewart laid into everyone's not-so-favorite Senator on The Daily Show last night. After exploring the various insults lobbed by Ted Cruz toward his fellow Senators, and then the insults thrown by everyone else toward the junior Senator from Texas ("wacko bird"), Stewart explained that Cruz has been called "the most hated man in the Senate." To which Stewart responded: "That's no easy feat. That's like being the lowest rated show on NBC: So You Think You Can Belch." But then wait, Cruz wants to run for president? There's one problem: he was born in Canada. "Our beloved Texas freedom fighter's nothing but a dirty syrup guzzler," Stewart said.