Decision Points has only been commercially available on the East Coast for ten hours now (and, technically, doesn't even exist yet in Guam), yet strategic leaks and select knowledge of recent American history has convinced Twitter the book would make a good movie. Many, many good movies, in fact. ABC's Jake Tapper led the charge.

The Man Who Stares at My Pet Goat #decisionpointsthemovieless than a minute ago via TweetDeck



The Texas Chainsaw Massacre of Brush #decisionpointsthemovieless than a minute ago via Mobile Web


I Am a Fugitive From a Cheney Gang  #decisionpointsthemovieless than a minute ago via TweetDeck


The World According to Tarp #decisionpointsthemovieless than a minute ago via TweetDeck


Thank You For Smokin' 'Em Out. #decisionpointsthemovieless than a minute ago via web


Yet somehow, nobody has suggested The Outlaw Jimmy Jeffords.