Blogger and filmmaker Jamil Smith gets points for his use of "release the hounds." Or the dogs with bees in their mouths...

Odd that in her quest to perpetually release the hounds, @SarahPalinUSA is doing to Joe McGinniss what she claimed he'd do to her. • #medialess than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


Comedy Central funnyman Stephen Colbert pitches an oil-spill solution that's no less odd than any of the others.

if bp can't stop the leak, maybe they can make it look better by putting one of those floppy used car lot balloon men over itless than a minute ago via web


The Washington Post's Dave Weigel is all about the inverted pyramid.

Lede WIN http://bit.ly/bNhnJa "THE WEEKLY STANDARD has obtained Sarah Palin's imminent Facebook post on the Israeli Flotilla incident."less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


Enviro-blogger delrayser will probably not be the last to try this one.

Don't really have a good excuse for not posting anything to Twitter this morning, so I'm just gonna say my saw was stuck.less than a minute ago via web


ABC News's Jake Tapper launches a hashtag that we hope doesn't trend.

our neighbors are digging a geothermal hole 5,000 feet into the earth's crust. What could go wrong? #SatanReleasedless than a minute ago via web


Julian Sanchez of the Cato Institute points us toward probably the weirdest thing we'll see today.


Joke site Fake AP Stylebook clarifies a rule we can never keep straight.

Only spell it "errbody" if literally each person in the club is gettin' tipsy.less than a minute ago via HootSuite


And speaking of new hashtags, the tongue-in-cheek #obamasfault is catching fire in Twitterland. Below, a sampling of some of our favorites:

Flash doesn't work on the iPad and never will #obamasfaultless than a minute ago via Seesmic



stubbed my toe on that end table I was able to buy with my tax refund #obamasfaultless than a minute ago via web



Al and Tipper Gore getting a divorce.  #ObamasFaultless than a minute ago via UberTwitter



Earth Spins Counterclockwise #ObamasFaultless than a minute ago via TweetDeck



@h2okev The Dinsoaurs becoming extinct? #ObamasFaultless than a minute ago via web



Why the Coyote can't catch the Road Runner... #ObamasFaultless than a minute ago via TweetDeck



Firefly only aired for half a season. must be #obamasfaultless than a minute ago via TweetDeck



The custodian just offered me a lap dance. #obamasfaultless than a minute ago via web