When Pakistan-born U.S. citizen Faisal Shahzad drove a car bomb into Times Square, the failed attack may have raised dark questions about low-level terror attacks, set in motion a fraught debate over stripping Americans of citizenship, and possibly led the U.S. military to launch a legally dubious domestic spy-plane mission. But there's good news, too!

I'd like to thank Faisal Shahzad for getting me out of taking my 
mom to a Broadway show this Mother's Day