Between WikiLeaks, Cyber Monday hangovers, and Tom Brady becoming the new face of UGG boots, it was difficult to stay on point Tuesday. A rundown of what else was demanding Twitter's attention.

Deadspin writer Barry Petchesky's pondered the relationship between print media and live seafood

A live lobster and someone from GQ just arrived, separately, for @ajdaulerio. He's nowhere to be found.less than a minute ago via web

NPR's Monkey See blog was powerless to resist the siren song of Celebrity Rehab

"My behavior is becoming unsoberlike." Damn, I can't quit you, Celebrity Rehab. Fortunately, you're only on in the background, I swear!less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Slate's Dave Weigel squared off against an insubordinate word processor

Finishing up a new article which MS Word has titled "Application Not Responding."less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

NBC's Chuck Todd charted the evolution of college football's lesser bowl games

The "Beef O' Brady's" Bowl is now officially the new "poulan weedeater" bowl punching bag. #outofcontroltitlesponsorshipideasless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@delrayser brought an inefficiency at the motor vehicle department to the public's attention

Dear Virginia DMV: your website's "average wait time" is a goddamned lie.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

The Onion AV Club's Scott Tobias stumped for Charles Bronson

More on DEATH WISH 3: 1. Print reputedly "gorgeous." 2. @alxwinter plays one of the "creeps." 3. You will leave your jaw on the floor.less than a minute ago via web

Slate's Annie Lowrey needed a few good Finns

Long shot: Anyone out there speak Finnish?less than a minute ago via web

The National Review's Jonah Goldberg enjoyed an old-fashioned rain smoke

Heading to the AEI balcony to smoke a cigar. What's little rain?less than a minute ago via web

Blogger Joseph Weisenthal showed off his memory

Remember _____ ?less than a minute ago via TweetDeck