Between WikiLeaks, Cyber Monday hangovers, and Tom Brady becoming the new face of UGG boots, it was difficult to stay on point Tuesday. A rundown of what else was demanding Twitter's attention.
Deadspin writer Barry Petchesky's pondered the relationship between print media and live seafood
A live lobster and someone from GQ just arrived, separately, for @ajdaulerio. He's nowhere to be found.
NPR's Monkey See blog was powerless to resist the siren song of Celebrity Rehab
"My behavior is becoming unsoberlike." Damn, I can't quit you, Celebrity Rehab. Fortunately, you're only on in the background, I swear!
Slate's Dave Weigel squared off against an insubordinate word processor
Finishing up a new article which MS Word has titled "Application Not Responding."
NBC's Chuck Todd charted the evolution of college football's lesser bowl games
The "Beef O' Brady's" Bowl is now officially the new "poulan weedeater" bowl punching bag. #outofcontroltitlesponsorshipideas
@delrayser brought an inefficiency at the motor vehicle department to the public's attention
Dear Virginia DMV: your website's "average wait time" is a goddamned lie.
The Onion AV Club's Scott Tobias stumped for Charles Bronson
More on DEATH WISH 3: 1. Print reputedly "gorgeous." 2. @alxwinter plays one of the "creeps." 3. You will leave your jaw on the floor.
Slate's Annie Lowrey needed a few good Finns
Long shot: Anyone out there speak Finnish?
The National Review's Jonah Goldberg enjoyed an old-fashioned rain smoke
Heading to the AEI balcony to smoke a cigar. What's little rain?
Blogger Joseph Weisenthal showed off his memory
Remember _____ ?