AUTHOR: Joe Rehyansky
FORUM: The Daily Caller
THESIS: "Lesbians should be allowed to serve, gay men (hereafter 'gays') should not."
ARTICLE OPENS WITH: Author recalling once showering with "40 or so friends, acquaintances, and virtual strangers," an anecdote with no apparent connection to the rest of the article.
LIFE FOR ANCIENT WOMEN: "They did not have access to Mace, police whistles, Lady Smith .38s, or domestic violence hotlines."
VAGUE DENUNCIATION OF GAY MEN: "The associations and lifestyles of [male] gays encourage these opposing natural forces."