Twitter turned its eyes to the roads, rails and skies Monday. It didn't like what it saw.

David Carr got a lesson in New York hospitality

Woman on A train sneezed and I refleively said 'bless you.' She smiled and said, 'your zipper is open.' Gee #ReciprocalNycCourtesyless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Loud talkers menaced Jezebel founder Anna Holmes

The VERY LOUD senior citizens sitting behind me are kvetching and claiming that Amtrak business class to DC is worse than flying. #nottrueless than a minute ago via TweetDeck

It should be noted that at least Jim Long derived pleasure from America's infrastructure

On the party busless than a minute ago via HootSuite

Colin Cookman of the Center for American Progress shared details of his awesome Afghani vacation

I am willing to bet I am the only person logging into the DC PEPCO website to pay an electricity bill from Kabul today.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

@delrayser isn't a bad traveler, but he knows someone who is

Bro-in-law coming to DC for this wknd's Glenn Beck rally, not 9/12 tax rally as I thought. Maximizing his crazy:miles-traveled ratio, maybe.less than a minute ago via web

Blogger Kelly Oxford voiced her displeasure with these private jet types

The best part of watching an actor on an environmental crusade is when he gets on his private plane.less than a minute ago via web

Dave Weigel checked-in from Del Boca Vista, Phase Three

I am accepting tips about what to do with my rare downtime in Ft. Lauderdale/Boca Ratan. Besides "retiring."less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

All this travel talk gave Chuck Todd an idea...

How to beat China? RT @nbcnightlynews 60 mile traffic jam in China leaves motorists piling up for over 9 days! than a minute ago via web