Everyone from Sean Penn, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Don Cheadle to Emmy Rossum, Blake Lively, and Rashida Jones has a cameo in the trailer for Jay-Z and Beyonce's new tour. 

And while it looks like a real movie trailer with explosions, thumping music, bank robberies, car chases, some real hokey dialogue, and a super-high production value, unfortunately, it's not. That said, if this were a real movie, it would probably make a billion dollars. 

Warning: It's rated "R" (for ROCNATION mostly, but also some swear words). There's very little else to say about this three-minute adventure other than it's a must-watch thing. So just watch: