Just in time for Valentine's Day there's a new trailer for the first part of Lars von Trier's sex epic Nymophmaniac, so we've picked out the most romantic moments* for you. 

For instance, this Shia LaBeouf shoulder move: 

Or this shot of Stacy Martin stepping out of her underwear: 

Or Uma Thurman screaming: 

Or Christian Slater enjoying a breeze: 

Or this: 

Or Charlotte Gainsbourg torching a car: 

See! How romantic! Watch the full trailer here: 

*Lars von Trier's movie is not romantic. In fact, in this trailer—which is much less NSFW than the earlier one—Gainsbourg's character Joe says she rebelled against "love."