Like any champion, American bobsledder Johnny Quinn credited his training for helping him break through a jammed door in Sochi earlier today.

The trouble started earlier this morning when Quinn...well...fortunately for us, he narrated his harrowing experience:

What would Johnny Quinn do? Stay put? MacGyver his way out? Become another victim of the narrow divide between Sochi's semi-troubling real problems and its not-so-serious first world problems? 

And there you have it. The Sochi Jailbreak. Or as some Europeans may call it in the coming days: Americans being American.