Alex Trebek became a Twitter trend (number two, behind Michael Bay and ahead of #polarvortex) and everyone assumed the worst, because he's 73 and we humans are a cynical people and also we love Alex Trebek:

This guy managed to get another trend into his tweet about the Trebek trend:

Of course, as you may have gleaned, Alex Trebek is not dead -- far from it. He's just spitting mad rhymes, for us: