We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why, every day, The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

So in an attic somewhere, there is an old, decaying picture of Cassandra Peterson a.k.a. Elvira, because, well, look:

For what it's worth, Ohio State's marching band is like the coolest marching band in the land: 

This is a much more family-friendly version of Hithcock's The Birds: 

And yes, here are 65 seconds of kittens in witch hats. Happy almost-Halloween: