We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Ellen DeGeneres seems like a fun boss 364 days out of the year. Today happens to be that one day where she isn't and sends a couple of her employees to a terrifying haunted house: 

'Tis the season for horror movies. It's also the season where people tell you all the parts in horror movies that don't make a lick of sense: 

This robot is amazing. If we could throw money at it, we would.  

And, finally, because the Game of Thrones bad lip-reading went so well, here's more: