We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why, every day, The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Sorry, I know that kid whom you're dressing up as a corgi is really cute, but this costume takes the cake for 2013. There's always next Halloween: 

So, the story behind the Three Musketeers candy bar is really interesting, I swear: 

We strongly advise: please do not recreate these exploding pumpkins at home. But if you do, please be safe, and don't lose any appendages:

And, finally, it's that time of year again when our officemates at Quartz decide to honor the onion and chopping up thousands of them right in front of us. That's why our eyes are tearing up, and not this video of kids from the Dartmouth Children's Hospital lip-syncing to Katy Perry's "Roar." We swear it's the onions.