We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why, every day, The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Tonight we're lighting a candle at the shrine of Christopher Nolan and praying that Ben Affleck's Batman in the Man of Steel sequel is nothing like his Daredevil:

Fashionistas (not to be confused with designers and models) are sort of the worst. Worse than foodies, worse than Coachella kids. Here is video evidence:

You know what's not the worst? This really fun (and simple) Star Trek prank:

And, finally, we're like this baby. Close the door, give us some privacy, we're going home: