We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why, every day, The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Fine, we get it, Miley Cyrus's VMA performance and all the breathless criticism it has produced needs to be killed with fire and forever forgotten. That said, here's the rightful final chapter to that story: 

Admit it, you didn't really read Fahrenheit 451 did you? Fine, okay, we believe you. That will make this episode of Thug Notes even better: 

Some strange creature with plenty of time and patience decided to dig up Mario Paint to give us "Get Lucky" in Super Mario sounds. Thank you, whoever you are. 

And, finally, dogs: