We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why, every day, The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Sometimes The Onion is way off. Other times, like in the case of Miley Cyrus, it's so on it's not even funny:

Keeping with the theme of way off and on, Russia is way off when it comes to certain things (see: gay rights). But sometimes, you have to admire the Russian spirit and its very distinct way of dealing with things like terrible, cell phone-using drivers: 

This pageant contestant was asked what sense she would like to have if she could only have one. Her cringe-worthy answer made me realize that a sense of hearing is not all that it's cracked up to be:

And finally, on this lovely summer Monday, let us enjoy the fond feelings of a rabbit and a squirrel: