We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why, every day, The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

In New York City (where all of The Wire is based except for our lone Canadian correspondent), getting stuck in traffic on a freeway isn't really a common occurrence. If it were, some of the sturdier and courageous staffers would probably invest in a motorcycle and learn how to lane-split, which seems like the best way to bypass all the traffic ... that is, if you don't mind drawing the ire (or is it admiration?), like this rider did, of a fuming LaBeouf: 

These are baby ostriches. Apparently, some of them have no idea what walls are: 

And this is a cute kid, holding a cute kid, learning one of the most painful lessons in life — you can't always get what you want: 

And, finally, ever on the cute-kid-restoring-your-faith-in-humanity beat, we present to you a bunch of cute children not understanding controversy racist reactions to the heart-meltingly adorable interracial Cheerios commercial: