We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why, every day, The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

No matter what anyone says and no matter how harsh it sounds, German is still a pretty cool language (cool, however, doesn't necessarily mean beautiful): 

What we have here are the first moments of a little girl-giant robot friendship. Yes, folks, Comic-Con has officially begun:

Raise your hand if you think cats make better pets than dogs. Sorry, you're wrong. Watch this next video, and you will come to the realization that it is embarrassing that anyone could ever suggest as much:

Okay, so this is a mystery grandma absolutely killing it on the drums. That's all: