We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why, every day, The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

There's a new Wolverine movie coming out today, which is cool, right? Here's a look back every single time Wolverine brandished his claws over the last four movies. Warning: not all claw scenes are created equal:

The Wolverine is getting (relatively) good ratings. That's good news, and gives us the perfect time to look back at the horribleness that was X-Men:: The Last Stand:

This flamingo is either drunk, or really loves to dance. Or it could be both. Either way, it is magical:

And finally, if you own this kitten, never ever let it grow old.