We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

As if Detroit hasn't been through enough, it turns out that a bunch of people thought they were getting their photos tkae with the one and only Ryan Gosling when, in reality, they were getting their photos taken with his bizarro accountant twin. So, don't say people who do taxes for a living never targeted people unwillingly:

Oh, and no biggie (har har), but this is Brian Williams "singing" Dr. Dre's "Nuthin' but a 'G' Thang":

Whoever this kid is, please introduce us:

And finally, here is the man who wrote the soul-crushing "Red Wedding" scene, the one and only George R.R. Martin himself, finally reaping the sads he has sown: