We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

True confession: when I was five, I gave my stuffed animals haircuts. Truer confession: the "stuffed animals" I may be am referring to may have actually been my little brother. Anyways, this girl pulls off the defiant act and the terrible haircut much better than any toddler who came before her: 

Apparently the one of the only things that's amazing about The Bachelorette is the amount of times the people on that reality show use the word "amazing": 

And here is the only doggy death that we can fully support (stop worrying: no dog actually died to make this video): 

Finally, most of us debate non-stop about the chicken or the egg (eggs definitely came first science says). Only a few of us imagine what it's like for a pig who has to choose between his chicken or his eggs, and for those people we are very thankful: