We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Spoiler alert: something huge happened on Game of Thrones happened last night. Something that many people knew was going to happen thanks to friends who actually read the book or, you know, Wikipedia. These people are not those people, though they might be friends with those people:

In the face of adversity, we can only hope to act with as much grace, elegance, and class as this young American hero:

Oh, this totally doesn't make us want to have children for the soul purpose of teaching them Beatles songs. Nope, no way:

And finally, here's a one-week-old giraffe who calls the San Francisco Zoo home. Rejoice — Monday is over now: