We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today: 

This video of lesbians critiquing lesbian porn (for straight men) is probably NSFW ... which makes us wonder: Why are you still at work? Go home. Or you know, watch this video, then go home. 

Remember this guy? He went to prom last night, with this woman.

Jimmy Fallon is laughing with you, not at your crappy car. Remember that — and please, by all means, keep hashtagging: 

Here are some quotes that you're probably saying wrong. On the bright side, it's likely that no one noticed you were saying them wrong, since everyone is saying them wrong... that is, unless you decide to share this video:

And finally, here is a dog and kangaroo loving each other. Happy long weekend.