We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Face it, if you aren't mean to celebrities on Twitter you're not doing your civic duty a producer of late-night television comedy fodder. Jimmy Kimmel needs you. So go on, be mean, be as mean as you wanna be. 

Here are some slow-motion captures of kids eating certain foods for the first time. The Atlantic Wire staff makes about 83 percent of these faces when get into work in the morning.

Props to this couple for being good sports with The Tonight Show. And even props for being pitch-perfect.

And finally, here is a pomeranian who just can't quite reach a piece of sausage. Think of the that sausage as the weekend. With that, we're out.