We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today

President Obama was supposed to be a cool president, you know? The kind that doesn't paint dogs so much as sink jump shots like Kobe. That was not the case Monday, as he went 2-for-22 on open jumpers at the already strange White House Easter Egg Roll. North Korea's Kim Jong-un, a huge self-proclaimed basketball fan, must be excited. Hey, Mr. President, at least your bracket is still doing already:

It appears the members of Vampire Weekend are as impressed with Steve Buscemi's singing as we are with theirs: 

Our cold, New Yorker hearts totally believe this saxophone-battle (sax-off?) was staged and set up. Nevertheless, we will still claim ownership and add it to our list of reasons why we're never leaving this town, ever:

And finally, this bulldog singing along to Luciano Pavarotti is pretty much something every person should come home to: