We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Oh, gosh. It's rare we get this giddy over an Internet video. We seriously can't tell who we're more envious of: Kid President meeting President Obama, or President Obama meeting Kid President.

The long goodbye to Roger Ebert, the heart and soul of America's movies, casts a pall over the weekend. Because we'll never forget, here are some outtakes between Gene Siskel and Ebert—antics we're pretty sure are continuing right now in the big cineplex in the sky:

"I hate baby anteaters," said no one ever. 

And finally, here are some of the best ways television shows got around saying the word "Facebook." Happy Friday.