We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Beyoncé's reign of cruelty knows no bounds. Not yet content with teasing us with her new song "Grown Woman" in her Pepsi commercial, the Supreme Leader of Pop released this 12-second tease Tuesday afternoon — of that same song that she just... won't... release. And there are dance moves. Dance moves!

Oh, Les Miz. We're glad we didn't see you in theaters. 

So basically, if you aren't following Kelly Oxford, you can open a new tab (control/command + T) and do that right now. We won't tell anyone. Now, just sit back and watch this:

And finally, this is a raccoon walking a powerline tightrope. You are welcome.