We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Elizabeth Woolridge Grant (a.k.a. Lana Del Rey) has returned, and she has decided to cover Leonard Cohen's "Chelsea Hotel No. 2." We're not lying:

Justin Timberlake's media onslaught is over. (We think?) And that's probably why he's exponentially more likable while surprising his biggest fans: 

Contrary to the wise words of Cher Horowitz, not everywhere you go has valet. This is solid proof: 

Finally, this parakeet has the right idea: