There was the monologue, which didn't go over so well in some parts, and then there was the rest of the Oscars, which didn't either. First-time host Seth MacFarlane was, as expected, kind of a jerk. Here's a sampler:  

Regarding Hollywood's beauty standards: "And those of you who gave yourselves the flu two weeks ago to 'get there'? It paid off."

Reaction:

The Huffington Post labeled it one of the "Seth MacFarlane Quotes About Women From The 2013 Oscars Would Never Get You A Date." 


Regarding Quvenzhané Wallis' Age: "To give you an idea of how young she is, it'll be 16 years before she's too young for Clooney." 

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Regarding Zero Dark Thirty: "The film was a triumph and also a celebration of every woman's innate ability to never ever let anything go."

Reaction: 

Ended up on a New York list of MacFarlane's "sexist jokes."


Regarding Channing Tatum, former stripper, and Jennifer Aniston, not a former stripper: "Of our next two presenters, at least one is honest about being a former exotic dancer. Please welcome Channing Tatum and Jennifer Aniston." 

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Regarding people playing Abraham Lincoln: "I would argue the actor who really got inside Lincoln's head was John Wilkes Booth."

Reaction: In addition to the audience's cold reaction—probably the coldest of the night—this "joke" prompted a follow-up: 


Regarding Ben Affleck: "The first time I saw him with all that dark facial hair I thought, my god, the Kardashians have finally made the jump to film." 

Reaction: Well, Ben himself didn't like it: 


Regarding the students handing out Oscars: "That’s a good idea, a bunch of coeds and drunk producers at an open bar."

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Regarding Adele: "Rex Reed will be out here to review Adele’s performance of 'Skyfall.'"

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Overall reaction:

What Shatner said—or close to it, anyway....

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