We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Look, we totally get it. One of the first things people tell you to do in New York City is to play it cool and pretend not to notice all the celebrities. (Except, of course, when it's Beyoncé). But c'mon guys, give Spock something to work with here: 

The next time your friend sends you some awesome list of awesome '90s nostalgia, send this back:

Puppies have now predicted the Super Bowl, and we will now be rooting for the Ravens:

Which reminds us: The first rule of the Super Bowl is you can't say "Super Bowl."