We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

The whole allure of Taylor Swift, when you're not clinging to memories that you didn't have like driving new Maseratis down dead-end streets, is figuring out which famous celebrity/Kennedy she's singing about. If you have any idea who inspired this (what we think to be) very serious video, let us know, because we are seriously confused:

What's better than The Wire and Breaking Bad? Obviously Breaking The Wire

Jimmy Kimmel Live will never have to worry about running out of material as long as there are parents willing to throw their children in front of this man's cameras: 

So this cat basically epitomizes the Wire on a late Thursday afternoon. We look grumpy, but really, we're all very polite! We promise we don't bite!