We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Relax, the end of the world is not coming. You know why? Because the Beyoncé documentary comes out in February 2013. There's no way the supreme being of the universe would eliminate the world before we see her feature-length documentary:

Oh, you really loved The Dark Knight Rises, didn't you? Sorry. These guys didn't so much: 

Not to be outdone by Reginald the cat and his baths. Here is the canine rebuttal to baths by Benny, the pomeranian: 

Holidays are ... the time for pranks? Okay, maybe not. But let's appreciate the man who saves himself at 48 seconds in: