We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

So if you were one of the few people watching the American Music Awards, (which no one watched) you may have seen Eric Stonestreet be a little tipsy. But that isn't half as enjoyable as watching Eric Stonestreet watching himself be a little tipsy that night. (Also, wow, he's sort of a bro.)

A few days ago we found out that Paul Rudd was in play called Grace on Broadway because ... (wait for it) someone in the balcony puked on the audience members during the play. Four days late we can laugh at the whole thing. Mostly because we weren't barfed on: 

Here's how to make some magic. What you'll need: 

(1) Canadian newscaster with chubby fingers

(1) Technology

(1) Drunk piece of technology

Voila: 

And finally. Thanksgiving is upon us!  Today we're thankful for squirrels who like to eat plastic: