We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Dear Paypal, you don't really need a commercial. But in case you were wondering, this "drunk" version of Jeff Goldblum is infinitely more entertaining and convincing than the sober version. Thanks! 

Dear Everyone, just give up on Halloween. This guy won:

So this next video is entitled: "How To Get Kids Into Classical Music." Not sure it will do that, but it's certainly super adorable and rather amazing to behold.

So last night there was a debate. And it will be four long years until we can once again get bored with the whole charade while also crushing our brains trying to figure out what it all means.  So, in the meantime, enjoy this "What if the debate were like X Factor?" fantasy mashup. You YouTubers had four years, this was your shot. See you in 2016: