We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

If you've ever wondered what it'd be like to sing Lionel Richie's "All Night Long" all night long, you could totally try it out yourself and see how that goes. But if you've ever wondered how obnox-hilarious it would be to see other people try and do that, how about this video, which crams 11 hours of continuous singing into four minutes: 

Yes, this is a pig saving a goat who got stuck in a pool of water at a zoo: 

Soccer often gets knocked in the U.S. for being too boring. Thanks to explosives, soccer in the Middle East will never have this problem: 

DMX, remember him? Go ahead Google him. Got it? OK, who would have guessed that watching the rapper find out how to Google himself, is like watching your grandma do it? (Save for a couple of curse words here and there)

And finally, [insert iPhone 5 joke here]: