We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Myspace wants you back. No, seriously they do. They even picked an ironic music track, flexed their sense of humor, and have a glossy new video to lure you back. All of these sleek new features aside, there is still one big problem: it's still called "Myspace": 

And about those social networks. Be careful what you put out there, otherwise you're at risk of being pranked by a goofy-looking Belgian dude named Dave--that's the point of this video right? Oh wait, there's totally something here about privacy isn't there... 

So there's this new phenomenon of adding sound to moving GIFs and not calling it a video or dubbing or whatever old people called it in the day. So, yes, here's your hilarious not-video, post-modern nerds: 

And finally, here's video proof that squirrels, like humans, are no strangers to situations of utter frustration. Squirrels, unlike humans however, apparently aren't content with whining about it all day: