We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Tick. Tock. The next season of Mad Men can't come soon enough. Luckily, we have the a preview of what's to come (just kidding, we just have this splice-job of cast Rickrolling you): 

Some super powers are great, like growing claws or whatever Wolverine does. Others are better, like Peter Drakos's power that enables him to win every carnival game known to man and of course, use his power for good (he gives all the winnings to charity). 

So this is what happens when a duck and her ducklings decide to cross a Canadian highway full of speeding drivers (don't worry, it's not like we'd post a video of them if they didn't make it): 

And finally, if you needed one more confirmation that PSY and 'Gangnam Style' have officially conquered the world, look at how the phenomenon has spread to Chatroulette (yes, apparently people still use it).  Don't fret, the video is totally penis-free/SFW and chock-full of that now-famous horse dance: