Today, Richard Lawson sent Lindsay Lohan off to sea as a Newfoundland fisherwoman. One of our commenters imagined giving Lindsay a fictional nautical chic makeover.

Sam Corbett writes

For some reason I'm picturing Lindsay in a yellow Gorton's fisherman-style raincoat, smoking a corncob pipe and humming "Downeaster Alexa" to herself.

It's so crazy it just might work. The Olsen twins got away with homeless chic, after all. Just put on some Billy Joel and picture it, everyone: