When a 1700-year-old document mentioning Jesus' "wife" is unearthed, how do our heathen commenters respond? Not with shock, but with snark. Rhett Chassereau writes

Perhaps it's an ancient fanfic.

Perhaps, Rhett, perhaps. Too bad the author didn't shop it around more aggressively. He or she could've made a Dan Brown-level killing on this ancient religious conspiracy theory stuff.