We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Because we're obviously way too old and mature to like anything from One Direction (no, really, it's not like we know Liam's birthday is coming up or anything), we're going to opt for this acoustic piano version of that one song we had to Google the name of ... "What Makes You Beautiful" ... or something: 

Don't laugh at this. No. Don't. Seriously, only watch this for educational, escalator-safety purposes:

So remember that story on how cheetahs are the fussiest breeders and one of the most frustrating animals for zoos to breed and care for?  Well, cheetah cubs like Savanna are totally worth all that effort: 

And finally, leave it to Oregonians to make oral health this ... umm ... cool?