We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Buckle your seatbelts, and roll your wheelchair. No, we're not quite sure what this means or why it's called the "Cat Daddy." So we'll just watch Kate Upton teach Jimmy Fallon how to do it and pretend we're not totally following along: 

In perhaps the strangest promotion for his impending lady-pleasing movie, Magic Mike, Joe Manganiello donned a fake beer belly for his appearance on The Soup ... and pop superstar Kylie Minogue ate Doritos off of it. Host Joel Mchale, says the two were "just trying to break the Internet." We say it worked: 

And say hello to Steven. Steven is not just any old ordinary cat that can play an instrument (he plays a guitar). Steven happens to be a cat that can play guitar during a 6.3 magnitude quake: 

And finally, here's your challenge. T-Mobile has an awesome ongoing contest in which you try and guess which song these dancing dads are dancing to. No, we aren't really sure about how this all relates to text messaging as you go (other than you have to text your guesses). But hey, we're game: