We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

It involved different wines and sauces based on genre and date of first publication. Once again, it was not the good kind of book devouring

Sometimes it takes a burgeoning sex scandal with multiple accusers to learn who your true friends are. And sometimes those friends are the wives of vicious criminals you're attached to portray in a film.
 

Anything. Everything. Ask her. You'll see.

No. But we must accept that drunks and children with small bladders and no sense of why they shouldn't have had that last Fanta before leaving Pizza Hut will never fully cease their outdoor urination habits. This is a society of the many, and some of the many have drinking problems and aren't full grown yet.

Not us. But we have a fancy beer guy in our building, he could probably discuss it, but not in 140 characters. No way. Fancy beer guys need stretching room when they start in on the fermentation process.

Typical Romney. The man has clearly never fought a prairie fire dangling by one arm from the landing skids of a chopper while manipulating a high-pressure hose with the other. So why even bring it up?