Welcome to the Smart Set. Every morning we bring you the gossip coverage, filtered. Today: Bill Clinton got friendly with some porn stars last night in Monaco, Alec Baldwin may be getting married abroad, and Monaco's Prince Pierre Casiraghi details his wicked scar.

Oh, dear: Bill Clinton, formerly the President of the United States, "was photographed last night with a porn star on each arm" while attending a "high-flying gala" last night in Monaco. (For the curious, the porn stars in question were apparently Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee, who shared a photo of the trio -- plus an unidentified third lady -- on her Twitter page.) [Page Six]

Remember Monaco's Prince Pierre Casiraghi, who got into a bar brawl with American dude Adam Hock back in February? In court papers, he's listed a bevy of princely injuries resulting from the incident, including a "noticeable scar" (!!) and a "possible fractured jaw," which as Page Six notes, was being described as a plain-old fractured jaw after the incident first took place.  [Page Six]

Anna Wintour and Sarah Jessica Parker had dinner and were spotted "laughing up a storm" at Balthazar in New York on Wednesday night. They were also talking very quietly, so much so that "our spy couldn’t hear a word they were saying." But it probably involved a hilarious deleted scene from Did You Hear About the Morgans?. [Gatecrasher]

Today, in unflattering videos being shopped: there's an unflattering video being shopped that reportedly shows Roy Horn -- formerly of Siegfried and Roy -- "groping employees, grabbing their junk and squeezing their nipples." This would seem to be very difficult, since Roy was horrifically maimed by a tiger in 2003, but "physical therapists" tell TMZ that Roy is "extremely strong" on his right side. [TMZ]

There's talk that Alec Baldwin and his yoga instructor sweetheart are going to get married somewhere on the continent of European after the Cannes film festival wraps up Sunday. Preemptive congratulations to Alec Baldwin and his yoga instructor sweetheart!  [Page Six]

Sharon Stone recently (allegedly) fired her kids' Filipino nanny because, according to the nanny, she didn't want them to "talk like you." Very sad. But because it's Hollywood, Stone allegedly invited the nanny to say goodbye to the kids post-axing. These celebrities and their ways! The nanny is in the process of suing Stone for discrimination and sexual harassment.  [Radar]