We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

The message: Stay clear of Mrs. Schumer.

For the declinists: only a great country with big ideas could successfully invent a light-powered bionic eye and test it on rodents.

More bike news. This time it's about red-light jumping in London, which is no laughing matter anywhere, but particularly in London.

Too soon, Huffington Post. Too soon.

Yeah, we're not gonna touch this one.

As Russian protests go, this was a controlled one. And a writerly one.

The actual Obama quote was, "And Mitt Romney, his education policies are no different from Nosfearatu's!" So you can see how that became "Obama: Romney 'A Vampire"