We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Serve over Eric Bana's crushed hopes of superstardom.

Typical Taxachusetts. 

Could have brought in the kids by changing Prince to 'whoever the lead singer for Passion Pit is'

We admit, this one took us awhile. He means the Tea Party movement, not some tea party a small child threw with her stuffed bears and dolls. Though she's not exactly helping the recovery by refusing to hire a second artisan scone-maker. 

Also: punks.