This is as official as it's probably going to get with these two: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, or Brangelina if you must, will be gettin' hitched, though their publicist says there's no hard date, just "a promise for the future." The couple famously said they'd hold off until gay marriage became legal in the U.S., but you know what they say: As goes Maryland, so go the superstars.

And now we humbly suggest a wedding dress design: