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The mystery of the missing diner was resolved soon after with the revelation that it hadn't moved, it was just closing forever.

What if our dog is one of those discerning online dating customers who needs fancy filters and matches chosen on multiple rounds of personality profiling. It's possible: she's very particular about this old dragon chew toy she has. Surely that isn't normal.

Purple map in April, jogger take an umbrella. Purple map in May, jogger bring home an extra bale of hay. It may be a weird saying, but it's always true.

Oh gosh. Can we just settle this now and say it has something to do with SkyMall?

National Notebook Aficionado Day. Which is tomorrow, actually.

Tim Johnson? We don't know a Tim Johnson. Unless you mean Jim Johnson. Is this Rep. Jim Johnson?