We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

OK, we'll bite: the genetically-modified ice cream that doesn't make you gain weight? Or some other scientific miracle that will make life more enjoyable.

This is like the time Charlton Heston yelled "Soylent Green is made from schlubby people!" 

Which is still better than an eye poke.

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Damn you, @HuffPostBlog. Damn you for making us click on this.