We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
The downside of longer life: slate.me/HA1y8l— Slate (@Slate) April 13, 2012
OK, we'll bite: the genetically-modified ice cream that doesn't make you gain weight? Or some other scientific miracle that will make life more enjoyable.
Pretty people = bad food? wapo.st/IAgNUx— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 13, 2012
This is like the time Charlton Heston yelled "Soylent Green is made from schlubby people!"
'The Three Stooges' redux is about as fun as a bonk on the head bit.ly/IHzxR9— The Daily (@daily) April 13, 2012
Which is still better than an eye poke.
Why was Kermit the Frog at the Yankees game? sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-…— Yahoo! Sports (@YahooSports) April 13, 2012
Related: Why Dr. Bunson Honeydew is playing center field for the Mets?
Damn you, @HuffPostBlog. Damn you for making us click on this.